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Welcome to the Movie Section of the site! This is becoming quite a vast area, and so deserves some recognition folks! Here we have a nice little collection of some homebrewed movies ranging from music videos, compliations to just generally weird stuff.

Also here is the Movie Reviews

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eBaum's World Sucks eBaum's World Sucks
eBaum's World has garnered significant controversy in many Internet communities over the years due to numerous cases of content being taken from other sites without attribution, especially from websites such as YTMND, Something Awful, Albino Blacksheep and Newgrounds. This part of the site explains why we should all boycott eBaum's World and encourage others to do the same to help support the online creative community.
The Vault The Vault
Check out the archives of some of our older... and maybe weirder stuff, some predating Rollin'
Webcam Conversations Webcam Conversations
Enjoy being a voyeur and join us as we watch a few weird webcam conversations between friends...
Brainflicked Brainflicked
Come with us as we flick your brain with these spoof movies inspired by the Brainflicker website

 

Cheeky Boys LIVE The Cheeky Boys LIVE
After the hit video "The Cheeky Boys - Touch My Bum" we've had many people come up to us and ask us if we would do the Cheeky Boy dance. Well we usually would say no, however, while in North Wales (filming The Baaaaa Witch Project) we went to a nice little pub/bar type thing called Henrys (Tal Y Bont, near Barmouth) and they offered us a free drink if we would do a live performance, they had the CD, we had the alcohol. Everyone was a winner!

*Sorry about the dodgy quality, it was filmed on my andys sister's mobile phone, better quality coming when we do our UK Tour!
Goodbye My Lover Goodbye My Lover
"i've kissed your lips, held your hand, shared your dreams and shared your bed..."
This one is dedicated to all you heart-broken people out there, sometimes life just isn't fair and it doesn't make sense... so lets hump trees and dance around like a fairy!
Jackarse - Pickled Onion Munch Ranch Jackarse - Pickled Onion Munch Ranch
"Hey, I'm Johnny Greenfield and welcome to Jackarse..."
Yes, welcome! Inspired by the puke-bringing eating contests on the american "Jackass", the british version involves moudly pickled onions in a rusty jar... a guaranteed recipe for vomit.
You Can't Help But Watch (Yeah Right!) You Can't Help But Watch (Yeah Right!)
This is the most BORING video ever! But you will watch! You have to see why it is so bad...
It's a spoof of a video that kinda made it big on YouTube when it got featured on the frontpage.
Super Scoot Super Scoot
A video to The old kids party classic Black Lace-Superman filmed by Carl Fox and staring Scott Seagrave
Baa Witch Project - Making Of Part 1 The Making of The Baa Witch Project - Part 1
Part One of the Making Of documentary for our forthcoming spoof film, The Baa Witch Project! (Coming Soon)
500 Miles 500 Miles
"When I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk with you..."
Chin Man has found a new hairy friend to perform his next smash hit with!
Faith Faith
"Oh you gotta have faith, faith, faith!"
Join us as we delve deep into the mind of two deranged creatures, to discover what exactly goes on when you play George Michael to them...
Another Mentos and Diet Coke Video Another Mentos and Diet Coke Video
Yes, that's right, it's yet another Mentos and Diet Coke video, except we felt like a bit of a change, so the "vessels" are ourselves... no dodgy special effects where we explode, just genuine action!
Jump Pickering Jump Pickering
This demonstrates the skills of Free Running, or Le Parkour. Watch as David Askew and his student John Greenfield, travel over Pickering and jump some of it's most famous landmarks.
Karate Chop Karate Chop
David attempts to brake a 15mm thick plank of wood with his bare hands. He's not sure what kind of wood, all he knows is the grains arent going accross the width so its not incredibly easy. Also the woods not rotten, its a leftover from the building of the house nearby.
Baa Witch Project Baa Witch Project Trailer
The Baaaaa Witch Project Trailer... coming this Summer
Hounds of Love Hounds Of Love
Yes they are, and chin man has found a new friend to perform this powerful duet with! Look at them go, you sexy chin-like buggers!
Fall Out Boy Trash Fall Out Boy Trash
"We're going down, down on a merry-go-round, and sugar we're going down, licking..."
Ah yes, the fine art of ripping the p*ss out of Fall Out Boy. Here we have a good example of a well thought out video, involving gnomes, naked people and some mud. genius...
Switch It On Switch It On
"Can't you see I'm a little unstable?"
A musical video made to the tune of Switch It On by Will Young... this is just one persons own interpretation, be worried.
Red Hot Chilli Peppers Them Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Let's see what reaction two guys give when they try to eat two red hot chilli peppers at the same time! Great common room video showing two dudes on their journey of discovering themselves... with hilarious consequences!
New!
Updated with the recent First Annual Chilli Pepper Eating Contest!
Sun-eyed Girl

Sun-eyed Girl
"and I know I'm gonna steal her eye, nothing that I wouldn't try..."
Chin man performs a great solo song, originally covered by Beck. Oh ok, it's me really! Fooled you?

Pub Raisin Gimme Your Raisin...
Part two in the "Good Raisin" series of mini-shows!
Give It Away Give It Away
It's summer! and this is what we do when it's summer and we're happy! Give it away now!
Numa Numa DanceNuma Numa Dance
Everyone has had a go at imitating Gary's Numa Numa Dance, so I thought "hey, i'll have a go too!" just so that I didn't feel left out.
Good Raisin Gimme One Good Raisin...
Part one in the "Good Raisin" series of mini-shows! Please ignore the obvious spelling mistake...
A Day in the life of us!

A Day In The Life Of Dave and John
A compilation of works old and new, including some new footage and also some never before seen footage that wasn't going to be released to the general public!

Keep Rollin'Rollin'
"Keep on rollin' baby, you know what time it is..."
A more comical alternative to Limp Bizkit's Rollin'... The Definitive Movie, a must see!
Check out my new weapon, the weapon of choice... Weapon Of Choice
"If you walk without rhythm, it won't attract the worm..."
Weapon of Choice by Fat Boy Slim shaken up a bit and given a bit of funky dancing!
The Common Room
The Student Center
Blue - A Perfect Circle
The George Craig Fan Club The George Craig Fan Club
A short movie made for the George Craig Fan Club... staring George Craig!
Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake... Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake...
In this latest installment, we discover what David likes to think about in his spare time... music by Simon & Garfunkel
I like the way you move... I like the way you move
Sexy dancing, done by two VERY sexy guys (Not a Guarantee). All you need now is to sit back, get the popcorn and enjoy...
Hot Buttered Popcorn Popcorn
A lovely insight into making, coating and eating popcorn! Complete with appropriate music and half-naked guys!
Everybody wants to see my fanny... See my Fanny (safe version)
Let's see what John is getting all hot and bothered about! You jammy dodger!
Shindig Light Up
"Light up, Light up, asif you have a choice..."
David performing an interesting guitar solo of Run by Snow Patrol
Shindig
We are the Cheeky Girls...Cheeky Boys
"We are the Cheeky Girls..."
A movie that will make you cringe
Arson Sam Arson Sam
Ever wondered how evil Fireman Sam is backwards? Well wonder no more! Here are 4 episodes of Arson Sam, the bastard hybrid of Fireman Sam and a pyromaniac! Lovely!

All movies are hosted on Google Video, and use the Google Video player to view
Also, the videos are also able to be found on YouTube including a few exclussive only to that site! Because you know,its good to share the wealth and all!

Guinness by Ben Leathley

 

Advanced Psychopathy by Matthew Duddington

 

Nominated Screwball of the Month May 2004

 



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