Welcome to my new page for the site... 101 Uses for an iPod! Here I've listed all the many uses for an iPod (Video, Nano, Mini and Shuffle). Enjoy
Here we go...
| • 1 | A Geiger Counter |
| • 2 | A Sex Toy |
| • 3 |
A Flashlight |
| • 4 |
A Paperweight |
| • 5 |
Stick them in your shoes to make you taller |
| • 6 |
A method for scaring off burglars |
| • 7 |
For scraping ice off your car windows |
| • 8 |
For resting things on when you want to drill holes in them |
| • 9 |
A Mirror |
| • 10 |
A Door Stop |
| • 11 |
Tooth Pick (iPod Nano only) |
| • 12 |
To open doors (iPod Nano only, think credit card) |
| • 13 |
A Stereo System |
| • 14 |
An External HardDrive (apparently) |
| • 15 |
An Address Book (apparently) |
| • 16 |
Bookmark (iPod Nano only) |
| • 17 |
Emergency Rear-view mirror |
| • 18 |
A Book End |
| • 19 |
Bra padding to make your boobs bigger (Nano or Mini only) |
| • 20 |
A sledge |
| • 21 |
A door step for mice |
| • 22 |
A Radio Transmitter |
| • 23 |
Group a load together for a very expensive bullet-proof vest |
| • 24 |
A Chopping Board |
| • 25 |
Hang a load up in your field to keep the Amish away |
| • 26 |
Wedge under wobbly tables and chairs |
| • 27 |
Handsfree Kit for your phone |
| • 28 |
Solar powered Frying pan (Regular iPod only) |
| • 29 |
Replacement kneecap in surgery |
| • 30 |
An ice hockey puck |
| • 31 |
Aerobic exercise weight |
| • 32 |
A mugger magnet |
| • 33 |
To scrape dirt of objects (or scoop up dog shit) |
| • 34 |
A DIY instrument |
| • 35 |
A palette to mix different colours of paints on |
| • 36 |
Something to squeeze when you're stressed |
| • 37 |
A lucky charm |
| • 38 |
Of course, the materials to be recycled (made into something more sophisticated) |
| • 39 |
A chew toy for your dog |
| • 40 |
A fetch toy for your dog |
| • 41 |
A raft for a bunch of ants |
| • 42 |
If you have two, you can make a pair of shoulder plates |
| • 43 |
To crush spiders with |
| • 44 |
A dispensable object in a Christmas cracker |
| • 45 |
A surface to work on to roll joints |
| • 46 |
A groin guard |
| • 47 |
A shield against a knife attack |
| • 48 |
A device to find out the volume of the first 3 inches into your bum hole |
| • 49 |
A false God |
| • 50 |
To produce sounds out of to scare the shit out of your dog |
| • 51 |
If you're far away from any toilets, it can be used as an emergency item to quickly plug your butt-hole if you feel diarrhoea coming on |
| • 52 |
To stick in your boxers to make your general package look bigger and squarer |
| • 53 |
Female iBoxers |
| • 54 |
Tea tray, to serve drinks from... small drinks, for small people because small is cool |
| • 55 |
A portable seat |
| • 56 |
A signal to muggers |
| • 57 |
A reason to be hated |
| • 58 |
A (not very good) Sponge |
| • 59 |
Pregnancy Test for Blondes |
| • 60 |
Toilet Roll |
| • 61 |
Backpack |
| • 62 |
Whistle |
| • 63 |
A "One Free Shag" ticket |
| • 64 |
Key |
| • 65 |
Tampon (Shuffle Only) |
| • 66 |
Ninja Weapon |
| • 67 |
Teddy Bear |
| • 68 |
Girlfriend/Boyfriend |
| • 69 |
Bookstand |
| • 70 |
Alternative to friends |
| • 71 |
Car |
| • 72 |
Picture Frame |
| • 73 |
Solar Panel |
| • 74 |
Dominos |
| • 75 |
Playing Cards |
| • 76 |
Ouija Board |
| • 77 |
Vase |
| • 78 |
Attach pins and use as a hairbrush |
| • 79 |
Ornament |
| • 80 |
Whip |
| • 81 |
Pet |
| • 82 |
Scratching post |
| • 83 |
Dummy for a baby |
| • 84 |
Razor |
| • 85 |
Bath mat |
| • 86 |
Picnic table |
| • 87 |
Attach many to a motor for a portable fan |
| • 88 |
To rest upon when you are writing cheques |
| • 89 |
Item to concentrate on during meditaton |
| • 90 |
Time Machine |
| • 91 |
Staple remover |
| • 92 |
Drinks holder |
| • 93 |
Notepad |
| • 94 |
Lampshade |
| • 95 |
Something to get the gunk out of your ear |
| • 96 |
Attach elastic and use as an eye patch |
| • 97 |
Abstract Art |
| • 98 |
Incense holder |
| • 99 |
Mouse mat |
| • 100 |
A Rock |
And finally...
Number 101...
Well...
I guess it could be used as a Portable Music Player, but this one isn't recommended
